Today is my good friend Evelyn Jules’ birthday! As her special birthday gift (and because this is one of those big-time-ends-in-a-zero birthdays) I finally gave in and let her come on my blog to play two truths and a lie. Seriously, the woman is obsessed with games. It’s be hard holding her back.
Anyhoo – please play along with the birthday girl by leaving your best guess in the comments below!
When I heard that Margaret was playing Two Truths and a Lie on her blog, I begged her to let me on. Games are like my favourite thing in the world. Then she gently reminded me that I write steamier stuff, and her blog isn’t really directed toward my kind of readers. I said, “People can change, Margaret! I can change!” And then I cried and prostrated myself at her feet. She finally let me have my spot, mostly out of pity I think.
My latest release, Cheapskates in Love, pokes fun at the trials and tribulations of online dating…especially for cheapskates. I have ventured into the online dating world. I saw some things. Things that weren’t pretty. But I did manage to meet a really cool guy along the way. He’s fascinating, adorably nerdy, big and strong, and he makes me laugh. A lot. That’s the most important thing for me. The dating and the getting-to-know-you-ing is going very well so far, so keep your fingers crossed. 🙂
I figured I’d continue along the same theme with my two truths and a lie and talk about some of the boys I’ve been out with, or almost-out-with, over the years. Two of these stories are the truth, and one is a big, fat lie. Can you guess?!
1. My first almost-boyfriend’s name was Kerry. I loved him all throughout elementary school, but it wasn’t until Grade 6 that I decided to make my ‘move’. I asked my girlfriends to ask him out for me. Picture six twelve year-old giddy, giggly girls cornering him at recess and telling him I liked him. I was a nervous wreck the whole time, hiding behind a tree or something. And after recess, Kerry approached me in the hallway because, conveniently enough, our lockers were right next to each other. He asked me, “Is it true? Do you want to go out with me?” I said nothing. “Well?” he prodded. I finally opened my mouth and spoke words so inspiring they should have been set to music. “I…don’t know.” *cue awkward silence*
2. I met my first actual boyfriend, Jesse, in the recovery room of a hospital after he had his wisdom teeth removed. I was about fifteen but I remember his pick-up line like it was just yesterday. He said, “Heyyyyy, pretty girlllll” very incoherently on account of the excessive amounts of freezing in his mouth. I giggled like a school girl. “What’sss your phone nummmer?” he asked me. I giggled more and wrote down my number for him on a napkin. I soon learned that the ‘loopy’ bit wasn’t just a side effect of the anaesthesia.
3. I was friends with a guy named Victor throughout most of my first degree at university. Then one day he decided he liked me. As in, liked me-liked me. We were walking along the wooded pathway to the university and I believe our conversation went something like this: Victor: Wanna come over tomorrow night? Me: Night? But we can’t play sports at night. Victor: *chuckles* I know. I’m going to cook for you. Me: Oh. Are we going to WATCH sports? Victor: I thought I’d take you to a movie. Me: Ohhh. Is this a date? Victor: *chuckles again* I think so. Me: Oh. *silently processes* What are you cooking?
One of these is a lie. I think. But hey, while you’re deciding on that, here’s the blurb for Cheapskates in Love:
It’s couples’ skating night down at the local rink and Elena Armstrong can’t seem to keep her cocky jock blind date around long enough to knee him in the balls. Sadly, she was too much of a cheapskate to pay for a membership to an online dating site and based everything on Leonard’s personality profile alone. Big mistake.
At the opposite end of the rink, Ben Kessel, another cheapskate on a blind date with Iris, the ice princess, is having a similarly miserable time. Elena, a hater of all things sports-related, inches out into the skating world butt-first and collides with Ben. After sharing their hilarious and horrifying dates-gone-wrong stories, the two disappear and make everything right again on the floor in the players’ dressing room. Almost everything. They forget to exchange numbers. Now these two cheapskates need to make the ultimate sacrifice: pay for a membership to the online dating site so they can track each other down. But is the possibility of love really worth the price of $24.95 per month?
My Cheapskates are available at the following locations:
Turquoise Morning Press Bookstore: 1&keywords=cheapskates+in+love+evelyn+jules
http://www.turquoisemorningpressbookstore.com/products/cheapskates-in-love-by-evelyn-jules
All Romance eBooks: http://www.allromanceebooks.com//product-cheapskatesinlove-1043038-149.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/274775
I’d love to chat with you all some more! Come visit me at my website! http://evelynjules.blogspot.ca
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Thank you so much for having me, Margaret! I’m forever indebted to you for this honour! Xoxo Evelyn 🙂
Oh my goodness! I’m in so many places at once, my head is spinning! lol. Thank you so much for hosting me today, my dear Margaret Ethridge! You have a lovely place. Maybe I could come back sometime…. 😉 xoxo
Happy, happy 30th birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I think number one is the lie. Love Cheapskates in Love. The humor sells me everytime.
Thank you, Michele! I had a wonderful time celebrating! Laurie, I’m sorry to say you are incorrect. I’ll tell you the real answer later. 😉
Happy belated Bday! I am gonna go with the wisdom tooth story as the lie hee hee
Thanks, Michelle! You’re a smart cookies. The wisdom tooth story was the lie. Well, it was all the truth (or ‘tooth’) besides him being my boyfriend. Our romance died on the recovery room floor. 😉